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bah just one of thoes days i guess [Aug. 10th, 2005|03:25 am]
there are some time i just fucking hate the enternet
becasue of it you get in touch with
ANYBODY
you want
and alot of that i dont want that person to bearound or people asociated with that person
with the enternet you can never escape
no matter where you go you can getin touch with them
or they talk to you
makes me wish i can disapear
and just say fuck all yall
no better yet
kiss the rings bitches im out
and
BAM
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if i was a rapper [Jul. 5th, 2005|07:55 pm]
if i was a raper
my name
Dr. Dredil
right hand man
snoop synagouge
my rap suer group
Jew Unit
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(no subject) [Apr. 16th, 2005|07:29 pm]
[mood | ecstatic]

to day was fantastic went to the fair with sara jo i still mell like her and i love it and well despite how much i hate the fair I LOVE PIGS oh and that sara jo girl too but PIGS!!!! lol im in a really good mood kind pissed that i missed the 10k but this made up for it

hehehehehehe we dirtyed the hand washing both thing mikey+sara jo+ colsed off glow in the dark area alone = DIRTY!

sara jo i love you

man to day wag a good day
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my web site is up [Apr. 5th, 2005|08:12 am]
http://fat-kid.tripod.com/lazyninjasdojin/




theres my web site
send pics and info if you want to be on it
it will be updated every saturday at midnight
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jew jokes [Mar. 5th, 2005|08:00 pm]
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party

Whats the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back

What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork

Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips
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(no subject) [Mar. 3rd, 2005|09:00 pm]

 

Yes chris i wnet there

well i poasted this because chris had two pretty hot girls some what hit on him and awferd to get blazed and fuck him and he played it off

so i am convinsed that his sack had gone missing and i am despratly trying to

reatach it for him  im trying to get my brothers masculintay back

so please help me find his balls i think are in his EX-leech of a girl firends trophy case

and i think his maskulintay is some where

neare dafodil bowl

so please please help

or the worst may yet to come yeas

im talking about

......tea cozys. 

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(no subject) [Feb. 24th, 2005|09:34 pm]

THIS IS YOU'RE FUTURE
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
You will grow up to be star in smut films
You will marry that strange guy who won't stop staring at you
A major problem will be God wants to smite you
you're lucky because you direct blockbuster movies
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Your DDR group
LJ Username
Hogs the machine for hours tongueofcass
Passes out playing heavy mode livinginregret
AAA's everything livinginregret
Annoys people playing DDR livinginregret
Trips and falls livinginregret
Money you spend nightly playing DDR $244.43
This Quiz by mariecannabis - Taken 955 Times.
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New - Kwiz.Biz Astrology



man amber with things like this you might be better than me



Are You Good In Bed?
Full Name
Age
Are You Good In Bed? You like to shock
This fun quiz by KimmyAlberts - Taken 264723 Times.
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New - Help with love and dating!



STINKY PINKY BABY YEAH!!!
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LOL [Feb. 9th, 2005|06:27 pm]
Lol omg

i was bord so i desided to serch around for some anime stuff so i went to my gf's lil sis's xanga and i saw this group Anime fanz and this is what it said

This BlogRing is for Anime FanZ! RuRouni Kenshin.,YuYu Hakusho,FLCL .Hack/Sign,InuYasha, Kikaider, TriGun,Big O,YuGiOh, n DbZ! If ur a fan of any of these shows or all this is the place 4 u!!


yes all this shit showen on adult swim its a giant ass group of anime pozers so i had a good laugh because they think yugioh is anime

so for all you waching adult swim and call your selfs animers talk to me ill let you know if you are but more than likly your not so dont wast my time



LOL!!!!! yugiog anime HA!
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(no subject) [Jan. 16th, 2005|02:55 am]
[mood | tired]

man i butt ass tired
i just wanted to come home ans sleep
but no all the beds in MY ROOM are taken
i love when i get the room to my self some times
im about to pass out but i cant do that untill they weak up in the morning wich is only about ten + hours but then i have to deal with a nois ass house
and my neice but ill just lock my dorr with a note on it
god i just want to sleep but
im ganna cs with jasonther it is
more after cs 215am...

300am
well that was intertaining
went to erics
hung out with jamisin amber an eric
wached harold an kumar
ans RE>A
played some mvc2
now im ganna try to find some where to sleep
im sore
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thoughts of a thinker [Dec. 29th, 2004|10:39 pm]
well just be chillen got directions to btown to go see my baba
so yeah hopefuly nothing will go wron on the way well if it dose happen i wont know becasue im narcaleptic s its all sweet dreams to me

diane might be moveing to seattle wich sux some pretty big non lesbian balls

i like to talk to ppl that listen and not make fun of me like craig and i talk about my girlfiend hes like awww thats sweet so what if he gay he dosent make fun of me thats why i like talking to him

my sara jo is so beautiyful i just get so damn nervious because of how i look all fat and such but i have been worken out almost every night to change that

MAKEING BLANKEYS IS FUCKEN HARD WORK!]

bagod damn btown for being so far

POKADOTTED PJ PANTS

fin~
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ppl listen at AA [Dec. 27th, 2004|06:30 am]
Hi im Mikey Volpe
and i am a nucance
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(no subject) [Dec. 6th, 2004|04:01 pm]
well nigums me and my bro are good
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(no subject) [Dec. 4th, 2004|11:50 pm]
im back bitches
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